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People who get sacked from low paid jobs have nobody to blame but themselves, says Ken Livingstone.

"They have grown up their entire life in a house where nobody gets up before midday," he opined recently.

To top it off, vacant positions are being taken by Polish immigrants. Ken's extensive research is sound enough - apparently he has only been served coffee by a "born and bred Londoner" once during his time as mayor.